A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...