Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...