No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
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The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...