Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...