An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...