Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.