I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
How do fireflies start a race
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Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...