The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...