Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...