Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...