After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
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Name It
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The dinner guests!
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Make up your mind.
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Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
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