Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...