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A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
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Best form of Birth Control
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Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Wife was mad at me
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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Bee jokes 02
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