Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...