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After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
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Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
What Do You Get When…
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Elephants II
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An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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