Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...