Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.