Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
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Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Different Treatments
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
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Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
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