Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...