Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!