The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...