Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...