Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...