One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....