A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...