Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
PC Manifesto V3.0
The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...