Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
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How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
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Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...