Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...