Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...