Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...