The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...