Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...