Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...