Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!