Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...