Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.