Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...