Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...