Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...