Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...