I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...