Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...