Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...