Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...