An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...