What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...