What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...