Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...