10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.