Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...